I am subbing in health all week this week. The teacher went to Florida – poor thing! We have had snow a couple of times and I am sure she is very sad to be missing it. Meanwhile, I am holding down the fort with her students.
Yesterday, I had to shoot one of the little buggers. That is another way of saying that I sent him down to spend the hour with the principal. They do not spell principal with a pal at the end for no reason. Our principal makes an excellent companion for students who do not seem to be in the mood to cooperate in class. This particular young man did not bring his books to class. He refused to work on the assignment the class was given. Another student loaned him a book and he still refused to work. He preferred to spend his time milling around the classroom and talking to other students. I asked him to sit down and work, and he declined. I invited him to go down to the office and visit with his pal, but he declined that also, rather vehemently. When I told him that I would be happy to call his pal to come up and accompany him to the office in case he was worried about being lonely in the halls by himself, he finally went.
As I see it, one of the main functions of a sub is to keep order in the room so the students who want to work can work. Most of the students in our school system (and I would imagine in most school systems) are very cooperative, and, although I doubt most of them would ever admit it, I think they appreciate having orderly classrooms. At least I tell myself that to console myself when I am trying to maintain the learning environment. I do have some evidence to back that conclusion, though, because when I taught full time in the secondary system, I heard plenty of disparaging comments about teachers who could not keep order in the room from my students.
I find that, as a sub, I cannot tolerate a lot of things that I would tolerate if it was my own classroom, because once the room gets disorderly, it is very difficult to change that situation. I do not have the same leverage as a regular classroom teacher because I do not grade, I generally do not contact parents, and I will be gone in a few days, so students do not have to put up with me all year if they get on my bad side. That means that if I am having problems, the best thing to do is to separate one of the critters from the herd and “shoot” him or her. Usually, that impresses the other students and all problems magically stop. On the other hand, if I tolerate misbehavior from one student, that gives the rest permission to follow and total chaos results.
I was surprised to have trouble with a student this week, because the principal just reminded all the students that there will be an end of the year trip on the last day of school and any student who is not passing all his/her classes or who has made disciplinary trips to the office during these last few weeks will not be allowed to attend. That’s usually pretty motivating. Apparently, the desire to torment a sub was stronger in this case, though. At times like this, I am very appreciative of our supportive administration. It’s so nice to have a principal who will support you! I guess he is my pal, too.

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